absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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