If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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