Hey man sorry I got all grabby
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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