I wannas sexs uuuuu
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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