Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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