I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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