he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
high people should be assigned attendants
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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