glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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