No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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