Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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