UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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