i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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