apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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