absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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