So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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