this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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