Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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