We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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