Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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