they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
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