I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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