i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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