at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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