My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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