Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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