Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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