Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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