Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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