I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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