his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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