shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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