Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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