somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We had sex on a dog bed..
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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