I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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