Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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