You really coming over, don't trick.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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