On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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