so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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