wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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