yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I think your dad took our porno
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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