I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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