Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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