She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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Boobs are out for the taking
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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