it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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