me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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