just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize