I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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