She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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