Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he fucked my hip out of place.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
