So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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