We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
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Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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