And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You can't special order awesome
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
