Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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