I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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