Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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